Saturday, May 6, 2006

The Causes of Contemporary Islamic Conspiratorial Lunacies and Jihad-Infested Rage: 3nd in a Series of Articles



"Publicity is justly commended as a remedy for social and industrial diseases.
Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants . . ."
-- Justice Louis Brandeis




"Mother! I've just killed my Jew, I'm going to Paradise!"    A French Muslim youth, joyous --- his hands still bloodied after he gouged his Jewish neighbor's eye out, then beheaded him --- informing mama in November 2003 of his rapturous religious act



"Osama bin Laden Hiding Out in the USA Say 51% of Dubai Respondents"

In the Gulf News online survey done on May 7, 30 per cent of the responders [in Dubai]said Pakistan was the terrorist's likely hiding place. Only 12 per cent said Afghanistan, while 51 per cent said it was the United States.

"To double check whether people on the streets are equally paranoid and think on the same lines, Gulf News caught some unwary shoppers and asked them the question. While some people said they would rather not comment on the subject, a large number also believe he is in the United States, as according to them, Bin Laden was once "created" by America. A Dubai resident said people think he is in the United States, "because he was working for them before", said Daniella Paderi. "And now he has gone back home." The expatriate said catching Osama was not important. "There are more important things to worry about, as the war in Iraq," she said.

"Hassan Ali, an Egyptian expatriate in Abu Dhabi, said Bin Laden was most probably in Texas (home of US President George Bush). "That's where he is running his family business now," he said. "All the media fuss is make-believe. He probably has coffee daily with American officials."




"Every time Arab peoples are afflicted with disaster, defeats, or tragedies, it is always blamed
on a Zionist, colonialist, or American imperialist conspiracy." Iraq's Al-Ittihad daily




Number of Fatal Islamist Terror Attacks Since 9/11 and the Date You're Reading This Buggy Article







An Hilarious Holllywood Translation of the Iranian President's Letter to Bush,
Inviting Him To Become a Muslim










INTRODUCTORY COMMENTS
WHY A 3RD ARTICLE IN THIS MINI-SERIES?


Oh oh, prof bug takes it back . . . his fingers crossed behind his back all the time, Scout's honor betrayed in the process twice now.

The Betrayal Clarified

In the previous buggy article, you see, prof bug said that he was going to divide the original article in this mini-series into two articles, and quite simply because that original piece turned out to be too long . . . a mind-stretcher that could be absorbed in one swoop only at the expense of losing an entire night's sleep, and even then only if you were on amphetamines or sado-masochistic.

So voila, starting out to adhere to his publicized intent, prof bug promptly halved the original and published the two-part mini-series . . . only, yes, you've probably guessed it, to continue futzing around with the second article, on a self-induced high full of smirks and snorts in the middle of his own insomnia, with the predictable upshot that the 2nd article in the series had bloated way beyond seemly length too. A good 24 pages, single-spaced, in Word --- plus lots of gory images of Goofy, Mickey, Daffy, King-Kong, and Sylvester that could only frighten pious minds in the Religion-of-Peace --- that new 2nd installment was no less a man-size mind-bender, requiring, it seemed, at least two or three nights of lost sleep by determined buggy visitors or even, apparently, by chronic buggy haters, these venomous types (to judge by his email) a swelling crowd in its own right.

[Oh Oh, better watch it, prof bug! The buggy haters are growing in number and seem all lathered up for a frenzied fight. Oh well, so many death threats have been flowing in the last few years that the FBI --- which has been monitoring the site and my email for a long time now --- will no doubt manage, sooner or later, to follow some links to terrorist groups here, there, and everywhere.]

Where was I?

Oh, here --- talking about the unseemly length of the two initial articles in this mini-series on Islamic lunacies.

And so, out of pity if nothing else, prof bug has now halved the 2nd article and is putting out the last part in this, the 3rd article in the series on bloodthirsty, booby-hatch dementia now at loose in the Islamic world . . . focused in jihadi frenzy on all its numerous enemies. The chief culprits here? Everyone knows that, even the simplest loony: the nefarious, omnipresent world-Jewish conspiracy operating out of the 56th street Delicatessen in Manhattan. What, is that possible? Yep, no two ways about it; and if you're a disbeliever, click here for the proof.

 

Bughouse Paranoia and Lurid Psycho-Ward Lunacies 

Held responsible for all of the Islamic world's teeming troubles --- retarded economic development, a lack of technological innovation, backwardness in science, dictatorial rule, high levels of illiteracy, and unable even in the oil-rich countries (according to former Prime Minister Mahathir Mohammad just two months ago) to manage their own finances without European, American, or Asian infidel financial firms to take control of them: not to mention any trouble getting it up in the middle of the night, here, there, or everywhere --- this totally evil, pastrami-eating, beer-swigging Jewish cabal, which survived the Nazi Holocaust, has now managed to spread its ape-like grip on the hapless Muslim peoples with cunning porcine savvy right from the heart of Jew York itself. The result? For Muslim pride, power, wealth, and creativity to be restored to their rightful place --- Islamic world-rule over all others, at any rate those not killed off or converted --- the cabal and its 15 million members must be fully destroyed in a new Holocaust!

70 black-eyed virgins awaiting them in Paradise.



". . . The Hamas movement educates the children in its schools, beginning in kindergarten, to believe that a martyr is given virgins in Paradise. Jack Kelley of USA Today visited Hamas schools in Gaza City, where he saw an 11-year-old boy speak to his class:

"I will make my body a bomb that will blast the flesh of Zionists, the sons of pigs and monkeys... I will tear their bodies into little pieces and will cause them more pain than they will ever know."

His classmates shouted in response, "Allah Akhbar," and his teacher shouted, "May the virgins give you pleasure." A 16-year-old Hamas youth leader in a Gaza refugee camp told Kelley, "Most boys can't stop thinking about the virgins."

Along with the media, Palestinian Muslim clerics also help instill this belief. In an interview with the Egyptian daily Al-Ahram Al-Arabi, Palestinian Authority Mufti Sheikh 'Ikrima Sabri was asked what he felt when he prayed for the soul of a martyr. He answered: "I feel that the martyr is lucky, because angels bring him to his wedding in Paradise... I spoke with one young man, who told me: 'I want to marry the black-eyed women in Paradise.' The next day, he died a martyr's death. I am certain that his mother was filled with joy over his heavenly wedding. Such a son is worthy of such a mother.'"


 

But Wait! What to Do with Apostate Muslims and Uppity Islamic Women Who Don't Know Their Place?

The answer: gassing, to be blunt, appears to be too good for them . . . the traitors, the beasts!

Want some evidence? Well, click on this link, but be forewarned!: reading the London Times article about the hideous torture and murder of the poor woman is not for the faint-hearted. And yes, the killing was captured on video --- don't look if you have a weak stomach! --- as the diabolical peace-loving Muslim murderers yelled Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Oh what joy, to kill for your God so savagely!

Those who wonder about how the Religion of Peace can produce so many horrifying people like the ones described in the article might also wonder about the depths of evil and crazed callousness let loose in way too many Islamic circles these days. The depicted act (for those who don't want to read the linked article): the psychopathic peace-loving assassins of a decent Arab female journalist in Iraq are shown beheading her brutally, though only after, it seems, drilling over a dozen holes in her legs, arms, navel, and eyes . . . the bloodthirsty murderers more interested, it also seems, in inflicting cruel pain and torture than in the final act of beheading. Damn uppity woman! Ruined no doubt by Western feminism, itself --- as all good people know --- a product of Satanic Jews.

Not that power-drilling itself is unusual in Iraq these days . . . yes, even outside the construction industry.

Rather, in the de-struction industry, and to boot a real booming job-producer in the country --- maybe even the biggest. The trick? Using the drill to open up large, deep bores in a reviled victim --- Shia, Sunni, Kurd, Christian, what have you --- without killing him or her right off seems to be a specialty that even the Nazis and KGB had never fully mastered. Gotta give credit where it's due. Gone-ape Islamists are the pace-setters these days, no two ways about it.

PS: A funeral procession was recently held for the poor tortured woman, only to be attacked twice by other members of the Religion of Peace, with a few fatalities here and there:

On Saturday two attacks targeted the funeral procession for Atwar Bahjat, the well-known Al Arabiya correspondent killed with two crew members Wednesday while reporting on the violence engulfing Samarra, where the Al-Askariya "Golden" Mosque was bombed. Two police officers were killed and five others wounded, as the cortege, led and guarded by Iraqi police and soldiers, entered the western Baghdad neighborhood of Abu Ghraib, Iraqi Emergency Police told CNN. <...> The incident happened near the home of Harith Al-Dari, the head of the Muslim Scholars Association, and along a road that splits, linking Baghdad with Syria and Jordan.When the shots rang out, security officers ordered people in the convoy to abandon their vehicles and hide behind nearby houses. Later, as the procession resumed toward the cemetery, a roadside bomb exploded, causing an unknown number of casualties, including deaths, said al-Nasery

Today's Theme

So where are we? Well, here: the first two articles in this mini-series set out the nature of this crackling screw-loose paranoia and booby-hatch hatred and racist venom that passes for conventional wisdom these days in way too much of the Muslim world --- hardly contradicted, let alone fought actively against, by Muslim moderates, progressive, and reformers, something about which we'll have a lot to say today --- and the current 3rd article looks deeply at the causes of this unpent rage and lunacy in Islam these days. Some of these causes are entangled in a long history of Islam. Others are much more contemporary.

Together, as you'll see today, they explain how what was once a creative civilization --- which was also more tolerant than Christianity of other religions, at any rate in the Middle Ages --- has degenerated into poverty, illiteracy, military impotence, scientific backwardness, technological retardation, and raging racism and hate . . . hardly distinguishable, as you'll see once more today, from the whole litany of crazed hatred and racism that is found everywhere in neo-Nazi circles since 1945.

Will the raving vitriol and race-hatred --- along with all the other unpent lunacies like paranoid scapegoating and endlessly wild conspiratorial theories --- change for the better in the future? Read and see.


 

PART ONE:
SOME HISTORICAL COMMENTS ABOUT ISLAM AND PERSONAL HOPE FOR ITS FUTURE


The sad thing about all the nutbin, hate-filled dementia, snow-balling like mad, that was set out at length in the previous buggy article is that it didn't always characterize Islam.

At one time, roughly from the 8th to the 14th century --- earlier in some places like Islamic Iberia, a little later elsewhere --- Islamic scholars did think in serious ways about the world, drawing on Greek philosophy, Persian culture, and Indian mathematics. In certain ways, their scholarly work was more advanced than that of the Christian world.

All This Changed After 1300 Or So

Everywhere in the Muslim world, even in the Islamic areas of the Ottoman Empire once it overran the remnants of the Byzantine Empire in the mid-15th century, independent secular speculation and scholarship abruptly ended. In their place, a rigid, intolerant, and puritanical form of Islamic orthodoxy emerged --- exactly the sort that Islamist radicals like the hate-mongering Islamic Thinkers Society yearn to see implanted, first in every Muslim country, then world-wide as the infidels everywhere are either converted, conquered, killed off, or disappear into some black-hole void.



True, despite the swift, ever greater lag of Islamic scholarship, knowledge, and awareness of secular science and philosophy after the 14th century --- the 300 million Arab peoples translating in the last 1000 years fewer books from abroad than Spain with its 40 million people does annually --- there were some glimmerings of progressive Muslim thinkers in the late 19th and early 20th century who, aware of Islam's flagrant backwardness, began urging changes in both Islamic education and knowledge on one side and politics and economics on the other.

A Tiny Band of Progressives

They wanted to bring Islam out of the Dark Ages, scientifically and philosophically, and create modern, democratic societies. Alas, they were never numerous, and their influence had hardly any impact. And since the start of WWII, virtually all important Islamic thinkers, scholars, clerics, and otherwise have been Dark-Age specialists . . . the avant-garde of existing Islamo-Fascist fundamentalism and jihadi-inspired hatred of infidels, democracy, modern capitalism, modern science, and globalizing forces; and, to boot, the leading-edge pioneers of compulsive, paranoid-infested conspiratorial views to account for the Muslim world's startling lags in economic growth, technology, scientific work, education, and power, prestige, and influence.

In short, up to now and by a long shot, the sizzling rage, crackling projected paranoid-infested fantasies, and on-broil, irrepressible urges for revenge --- all the stuff of radical Islamist fundamentalism and its jihadist mentality --- have tended to overshadow these progressive tendencies. Now limited to a few reformers in the Muslim world and in the United States, they are mainly a band of intellectuals who are isolated or alienated from the larger trends at work in the Islamic countries.

Consider, for instance . . .

A Contemporary Islamic Progressive's View: Or "'Why have the Arabs Gone Crazy in Such a Manner?'

Monday, September 20, 2004 MEMRI Arab Progressive: "The Arabs are Still Slaves to a Medieval Mentality "

[IMRA: Earlier reports described Dr. Shaker Al-Nabulsi as a Jordanian intellectual residing in the US.]

In a recent opinion piece, the progressive author and journalist Dr. Shaker Al-Nabulsi condemned the growing support for terrorism and extremism in the Arab world, and the rejection of moderation and reason. The following are excerpts from the article:(1)

'We have become the Most Terrorist Nation and the Greatest Spillers of Blood in the World'

"... If the Arabs had today a well-burnished mirror in which they can see themselves, and if they had the requisite courage to look in it, they would be stricken by fear and panic at the sight of themselves. The image [would be] that we have become the most terrorist nation and the greatest spillers of blood in the world in this [current] stage of history in which nations resolve their problems through dialogue, diplomacy, conventions, and through appeal to the world's better judgment, to public opinion, and to intellectuals, instead of threatening [others] with bloodshed if this or that demand goes unmet... The image is that we have become a nation devoid of reason!"

'Why have the Arabs Gone Crazy in Such a Manner?'

Posted by gordongordomr @ 09:12 PM PST [ continue ]

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

The Causes of Contemporary Islamic Conspiratorial Lunacies and Jihad-Infested Rage: 2nd in a Series of Articles

 



FROM AN 8th GRADE SAUDI TEXTBOOK USED IN ALL SAUDI SCHOOLS . . . THE SAUDI ROYALS THE BIGGEST EXPORTERS OF RADICAL ISLAMIC HATRED AND RACISM IN THE WORLD:

"As cited in Ibn Abbas: The apes are Jews, the people of the Sabbath; while the swine are the Christians, the infidels of the communion of Jesus."

"God told His Prophet, Muhammad, about the Jews, who learned from parts of God's book [the Torah and the Gospels] that God alone is worthy of worship. Despite this, they espouse falsehood through idol-worship, soothsaying, and sorcery. In doing so, they obey the devil. They prefer the people of falsehood to the people of the truth out of envy and hostility. This earns them condemnation and is a warning to us not to do as they did."

"They are the Jews, whom God has cursed and with whom He is so angry that He will never again be satisfied [with them]."

"Some of the people of the Sabbath were punished by being turned into apes and swine. Some of them were made to worship the devil, and not God, through consecration, sacrifice, prayer, appeals for help, and other types of worship. Some of the Jews worship the devil. Likewise, some members of this nation worship the devil, and not God."

"Activity: The student writes a composition on the danger of imitating the infidels."



FROM A 12th GRADE SAUDI TEXTBOOK USED IN ALL SAUDI SCHOOLS


"Jihad in the path of God -- which consists of battling against unbelief, oppression, injustice, and those who perpetrate it -- is the summit of Islam. This religion arose through jihad and through jihad was its banner raised high. It is one of the noblest acts, which brings one closer to God, and one of the most magnificent acts of obedience to God."





"Every time Arab peoples are afflicted with disaster, defeats, or tragedies, it is always blamed
on a Zionist, colonialist, or American imperialist conspiracy." Iraq's Al-Ittihad daily


 



INTRODUCTORY COMMENTS

Today's buggy commentary originally appeared as a lengthy addendum tacked on to last week's buggy article . . . entitled, many of you might recall, "The Religion of Peace Spreads More Love and Good-Will Among All Peoples."

Devoted to analyzing the historical and contemporary causes of the rage, psycho-ward lunacies, and crackling conspiratorial paranoia and scapegoating that prevail in much of Islam these days, that addendum --- which started out only three or four pages long in Word, all single-spaced paragraphs --- was then extended off-and-on over the next week by prof bug; yes, several times. The outcome? Well, by the end, that modest addendum had swollen four-fold; and so --- what with the length of the resulting article, near to kabooming the limits of his pc's advanced AMD processor and thrusting the whole thing toward, fragments and all, into interstellar space --- prof bug has decided to hack off the addendum and publish it as a separate buggy article.


A Wise Move, Right?

Obviously. Goes without saying. Because look . . . no longer any need for eye-strained buggy visitors to have to be high on some amphetamines to make it through all the way to the end of the original article in a whole night's loss of sleep.

In the process, we now have a new two-article series on the raw bughouse rage, padded-cell paranoid-fantasies, and freaked-out jihadist urges for revenge against Islam's turnip-ghost enemies . . . its sinister foes, full of malice and destructive intent, almost too numerous to list these days, with the Library-of-Congress sized catalogue of menacing villains and insidious Islam-threatening forces at work in this crackpot, widely shared pathological syndrome covering all infidels here, there, and everywhere: in effect, a good 80% of the world's population. With, needless to add, the chief bogeymen-culprits who are cleverly manipulating everyone else for their ape-like advantage --- and especially at the expense of the 1.3 billion Muslims in 56 countries, held backward in economics, technology, science, military power, prestige, and influence as a direct result --- the world's Jew-Monsters, ¼ of 1% of the globe's 6.2 billion people . . . or, if you want, 15 million in all.

My, other than Hitler and the Nazis, who would have thought Jews were so clever to dominate everyone else?



No Wonder Sweden's Muslim Population Is in a Tizzy, Out for Jewish Ape-and-Pig Blood . . . Jihadist Style

As Mark Steyn noted the other day:

Over in Sweden, they've been investigating the Grand Mosque of Stockholm. Apparently, it's the one-stop shop for all your jihad needs: you can buy audio cassettes at the mosque encouraging you to become a martyr and sally forth to kill "the brothers of pigs and apes" -- i.e. Jews. So somebody filed a racial-incitement complaint and the coppers started looking into it, and then Sweden's chancellor of justice, Goran Lambertz, stepped in. And Mr. Lambertz decided to close down the investigation on the grounds that, even though the porcine-sibling stuff is "highly degrading," this kind of chit-chat "should be judged differently -- and therefore be regarded as permissible -- because they were used by one side in an ongoing and far-reaching conflict where calls to arms and insults are part of the everyday climate in the rhetoric that surrounds this conflict."

In other words, if you threaten to kill people often enough, it will be seen as part of your vibrant cultural tradition -- and, by definition, we're all cool with that. Celebrate diversity, etc. Our tolerant multicultural society is so tolerant and multicultural we'll tolerate your intolerant uniculturalism. Your antipathy to diversity is just another form of diversity for us to celebrate.


Is such open jihad-enthusiasm and hatred of Jews and other infidels widespread in Islam or an aberration these days? Or are the Swedish Muslims --- like the Taliban, al Qaeda and its hundreds of affiliates or imitators world-wide, Wahhabis, Iranian mullahs, the Muslim Brotherhood, Pakistani Diobandis and other raving fundamentalists there (specializing in bombing Christian churches), and a variety no doubt of other Salafi fundamentalists movements, not to forget Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad and a host of Islamo-Fascist regimes in Syria and Iran and genocidal Sudan and formerly in Iraq --- not that exceptional? And why or why not? Why, 8 months after the two terrorist attacks on the London subway station, are 25% of British Muslims --- the total Islamic minority there about 2 million --- found in a recent opinion survey to sympathize with the terrorists; and how many others share this sympathy, but are reluctant to say so to a pollster?

(For answers, see the previous four buggy prof articles.)



Muslim Breakthroughs in Evolutionary Theory

In this pathological screw-loose syndrome apparently rife in almost all the Muslim world --- including not just the immigrant Muslim community in Sweden, but undoubtedly Muslim communities all over the EU --- all these hoofed and hirsute Jew-Monsters out to destroy Islam turn out to be descended directly from apes and pigs . . . according to the vehement spokesmen of the Religion of Peace, without much, if any, noticeable criticism from the less lunatic sectors of Islam. Well, come to think of it, outside psycho-ward lunacies, even Muslims are presumably descended from ape-like ancestors --- not that we expect any of them to read about evolutionary theory, the teaching of which, presumably, will get your hand hacked off in several civic-minded Islamic countries these days.

No, far from it.

Instead, in these carefully worked-out ancestral matters by astute, remarkably erudite imams, sheiks, ayatollahs, and scholars, Jews alone descend from apes, plus of course some nifty piglet DNA at some point in their evolutionary development.



EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

A Bugged-Out Exclusive: Top-Secret Members of the Nefarious Jewish-Cabal Divulged For the First Time Anywhere!

Any exceptions in these screw-loose Islamic lunacies?

Well, possibly a bakers' dozen of beastly outliers, but no more than that in this carefully tested, Islamic rogue's gallery of Jew-Monster ancestors: you know, starting with Mickey Mouse (The Little Rat!, as Edward G. Robinson put it . . . Edward another ape-pig descendent). Then too there's Bugs Bunny ---alias, Bugsy Siegel, the arrogant wisecracking rodent always mocking Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam with his snide Yiddish puns; and Donald Duck --- the world's biggest Jew- Quack --- and Daffy Duck who contends Donald's claim; and Goofy-the-Horse (equine pure and simple); and Mr. Magoo, a Top-Drawer Jew with Grizzly grandparents . . . plus Tom-the-Cat and Jerry-the-littlest-rat as well as Ricky Road-Runner (sui generis, a brainy, fleet-footed rodent-rat-duck mixture whose great grandparents were rabbis in Jew-loving Tsarist Russia in the last century).

Oh, not to forget --- as the last buggy article proved with rigorous statistics (as rigorous anyway as Professor Robert Pape's in Dying to Win) --- tiny Babe, the Australian pig sheep-herder who, as cognoscenti quickly caught on when they saw the film and heard Babe speaking in an Australian accent, filled her oinks with clever Yiddish puns and secret gestures known only to life-long scholars of the Kaballah like Madonna and Sharon Stone.



And Now the Prof-Bug First!

Here, at great risk to his life, the buggy prof --- worried about all the monopolistic power wielded by such fervent Jewish Neo-Cons as George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Power, Condoleeza Rice, and Donald Rumsfeld --- displays for the first time on the World Wide Web some top-secret photos of undercover CIA-Delta Force-Mossad agents that all good peace-minded lovers in Islam and elsewhere should be on the look-out for and kill on sight:

Enter the Jewish 007 Himself

No rogue's gallery of Jew-Demons would be complete, would it? without the CIA-Mossad's top agent-provocateur --- Daffy Duck, so vicious and so heartless that you now see him stomping to death the harmless pet of a Muslim family. Notice the cruel bestial smile of satisfaction on Agent Daffy's half-pig, half-duck face, while the poor little Islamic pet --- probably a Jack Rabbit who tried to get an acting job at Walt Disney's Studio, only to be rejected because he wasn't 100% of pure Jew-blood --- is so plastered into the hard floor that it's hard to imagine how he would even be able to frolic with 72 virgin rabbits in Heaven.

Wait Though, Be Forewarned! Full of Gory-Splotched Horror and Chilling Nightmarish Fiendishness, the Following Photos, Should Not Be Watched by Anyone Under 18 Years of Age or High on Pot:

Cross your hearts now and hope to die if you betray a background secret of how the Cabal operates that prof bug will now daringly divulge.

Contrary to what you might think, the most carefully trained underground Shyster-Agents agents like Mickey, Daffy, and Yosemite Sam --- the latter a public alias, his real name known only to the top-echelon of the Cabal is JewSemite Josephus --- aren't used for the catastrophic heavy-weight attacks on brave Islamic defenders world-wide like bin Laden and other pious cave-dwellers . . . their cunning intelligence far too valuable, if you think about it, to be risked in head-on attacks of the raving jihadists. Instead, for large-scale massacre-attacks on innocent Muslims, the Cabal calls on its 350 foot, 20-ton Jew-Ape, King-the-Kong Monster.

Here, in the following photo, you get an idea of why the Islamic Thinkers Society of New York are justifiably enraged that they can't get some good sex at night with their feminist wives, what with this Jew-Monster climbing to the top of the Empire State building every night to spy into each and every Muslim boudoir in New York.

Think About It. No Exaggeration Whatever Intended Here

How could the tired overwrought Thinkers --- frustrated sexually --- work off their frustrations by some jocular whipping of the uppity little woman, knowing, with crackles of totally justified resentment, that those monster Jew-eyes are peering right through their bedroom windows?

Suppose, in spite of this Jew-Ape surveillance, a Thinker is unable to control himself, grabs a rod or stick, and begins striking his shrieking wife in ways, of course, fully condoned by certain legal traditions in Islam. What then? What then is inevitable. A click on his cell phone by the Ape Jew-Fiend hanging down from the Empire State Building, and voila, only seconds later, slews of Jew Gestapo-types riding a cruise missile will abruptly burst right through the Thinker's bedroom window, seize the blessed raised rod or whip, and --- with a warning that such things aren't allowed in the US --- slap around the steamed-up husband, no doubt much to the delight of the feminist-influence wife?

I mean, which Islamic Thinker and jihadists world-wide wouldn't blaze with resentment at such overbearing unjust treatment by the descendants of apes and pigs in Gestapo-governed America? No wonder there are calls for the imposition of the Sharia among Muslim immigrants in Europe and --- so far at least --- to a limited extent in a handful of Islamist circles here? If you can't get in some good sex without Jew-Ape eyes spying on you, or even take out your frustrations by Sharia-endorsed traditions of a little wife-beating --- thus allowing her, in the absence of discipline, to become a feminist and talk back to you sassy-like --- what's the point of life?

Sidebar Clarification:

Wife-beating A Necessity for Family Solidarity, Says Egypt's Mufti. Muslim Women Even Understand How It
Helps Underscore Masculinity.


A Mufti is an important legal scholar in Islam, frequently --- as in Saudi Arabia and Iran, ruled by the Sharia --- a government-appointed spiritual leader, and always consulted, as in Egypt, whether secular laws are in accord with Islam or not. In a TV interview recently, The Mufti of Egypt, a Sheik Dr. Ali Gum'a, stressed how important it is in Islam that wife-beating is.

"Ali Gum'a: Wife-beating is associated with the cultural status of women in the different societies. Women in some cultures are not averse to beatings. They consider it as an expression of masculinity, and as a kind of control, which she herself desires. In other societies, it is the exact opposite. We must follow reason. When we are dealing with certain societies...

I got a question from Canada. The man said: "Here, it is a crime to beat a wife, even with a toothbrush. Is this prohibition acceptable in Islam? Yes. Islam accepts that the beating of Canadian wives, in this culture and ambience... From childhood they are taught that beating women is a type of barbarism, savagery, and so on. There is nothing wrong with taking this into consideration, and adapting to society, because Islam did not command us to be aggressive towards women....

But when Allah permitted wife-beating, He permitted it to the other side of culture, which considers it as one of the means to preserve the family, and as one of the means to preserve stability."


If America no longer allows Muslim men their tradition-sanction right to male-entitlement, then --- it goes without saying --- America is in the grips of Satanic Jew-Demons, the only sound retaliation for which is to plump heavily for a new Holocaust. When that happens, no longer --- to the spectators' amusement --- will the Chief Rabbi at the heart of the Jewish World Conspiracy, whose identity will be revealed here in a moment or two (!), be able to mock the Thinkers and end his weekly sermon with a derisory poke at the Thinkers' sexual distress: "Eh, what's up Doc?", followed by this intolerable truculent mockery:

"Ha Ha! Not your cockadoodling you-know-what, Doc!"





TO PROVE TO YOU JUST HOW SCARY AND JARRINGLY UNNERVING IT CAN BE FOR THE WORLD'S 1.3 BILLION

pious Muslims to go about their business peacefully each day --- what with this Colossal, Cold-Killing King-Kong Jew-Monster loose and able to bound across entire oceans in just seconds; yes, a hop-skip-and-a-jump and he can be in Riyadh one second and then back again in New York faster than you can say Jack Robinson --- prof bug feels obligated, if only out of guilt, nothing else, to show a luridly grotesque photo that reveals the 300-foot Jew-Monster fighting off several brave Islamic Dragons who have dived into the North Sea boldly, no thought for their own safety, in order to rescue a stunning blonde Danish convert to Islam. Kidnapped by the Jew Ape-Behemoth, you see, she was about to be diddled by the Monstrous Demon when the courageous Islamic Dragons --- unable even to swim --- plunged into the North Sea in a desperate rescue-operation.

Notice how, in the photo, the fearlessly ballsy fire-breathing Dragons aren't in the least intimidated by the vicious Jew-Primate, 100 times their size, even though we know in advance --- like the several thousand Jews in the World Trade Center on 9/10 2001 --- that the Jews can't be killed off simply by jihadist Islamic Dragons, Terrorists, or Suicide Flyers no matter how brave and unafraid of death they are.

Ye Gawds! Is There No End to Jewish Perfidy and Implacable Terror?

Think about it! It's enough to keep the Thinkers and their brethren in a constant chill of near-panic, no? I mean, how could any Muslim country anywhere in the world ever nurture advanced science, cutting-edge technologies, and ever-rising economic productivity as long as 1/4 of 1% of the world's peoples --- Jewish Apes-and-Pigs, plus some daffy ducks and others --- are at loose, screwing up things and blocking the systematic application of their wondrous secular talents?

So Kill the Jews! and voila, overnight all this rankling backwardness will change abruptly, and each and every Islamic society world-wide will be suddenly rich, scientifically creative, and on the outer edge of the technological frontier, living peacefully and happily under a restored Caliphate even as, in Europe, North America, Australia, and here, there, and everywhere, the hapless infidels --- no longer led by brainy if demonic and endlessly manipulative Jews --- will then convert by the millions each day to Islam. Oh, what a joyous ideal to strive for! Oh, what glory and endless bliss will follow . . . all the world's ever-expanding population living side-by-side with the Islamic Thinkers and their jihadist colleagues world-wide . . . Sunni mainstreamers lovingly embracing Shiite ayatollahs, both showing ever-lasting affection for their Alawite and Sufi brethren, with Islam endlessly on the upsurge, the globe at peace, Persians joking with Arabs, Arabs with their black slaves, Turks with Armenians and Armenians with Arabs, while Chechens down near-vodka with Russians, Jerusalem is liberated, and Chinese cuisine no longer uses pork.



THE TOPPER --- YES, THE VERY ACME OF ISLAMIC NUTBIN ACTIVITY THESE DAYS

Which brings us to the summit of ecstatic bughouse ideals these days: yes, the very end of the rainbow itself: the Jews destroyed --- no Hitlerian holes in the Holocaust this time! --- and not just peace and love and Islam Ueber Alles in der Welt, but the rapturous fantasy of all the world's Islamic males come true. "Mother!", as a French Muslim youth ran into his apartment not long ago, full of excitement, his hands still bloodied after slitting a Jewish disc-jockey's throat --- though not before, in the Religion-of-Peace ways, he gouged out the victim's eye:

"I've just
killed my Jew, I'm going to Paradise!"

Oh, what bliss awaits the pious jihadi-serving knife-wielder! What a glorious way to win entry into happy happy-land! With a privileged entry all the more guaranteed for the beheading devotee because the Jewish disc-jockey had lived peacefully as a neighbor next door to the killer for years . . . the cunning Jew-bastard, no doubt a paid agent of the CIA-Delta-Mossad-Lonney Tunes combine!

And yes, for all you jihadi guys --- and not just Adel-the-Slasher back in November 2003 --- imminent bliss looms ahead no less. It's guaranteed! All you need to do, apparently, to judge by these savage lunacies afoot in lots of Islamic quarters these days, is help Kaboom or Gas the Jew-Demons into oblivion or maybe just celebrate some Mushroom-Cloud beheadings . . . possibly, as an alternative, go ape and burn some churches the next time time a cartoonist in a tiny non-Muslim country publishes something you detest. Who knows? The alternatives are numerous, no? Hey, whoever said entry into Paradise was easy to come by? Still, for those who follow one of these courses, it's a certainty: in your future awaits, just over the horizon, hard, high-energy ecstasy in the arms of 72 sex-starved virgins, each and every one looking like Rita Hayworth as she did her kinetically charged dervish dance of the Seven Veils in Salome back in 1953, only pure as Alpine snow:

Pretty Steamy, No? . . .

Rita, as it were, spilling out all over with virgin beauty, a sizzling fantasy incarnate. And so imagine yourself each night, jihadi-guys --- and, of course, at all hours during the day, what with 72 aroused women to satisfy every 24 hours --- in the arms of a piously converted Rita and her 71 cloned look-alikes (only with different wigs and peek-a-boo lingerie; yea, whole palace-fuls) and breathlessly removing those veils one at a time until the 7th is reached and taken off with your trembling fingers! . . . steady, steady as it goes! --- and oh my, what awaits you then! Oh, sheer ecstasy; non-stop! Non-Stop, fellas! With, needless to say, each and every one of these 72 Ritas and her sexually exciting clones--- once satisfied, at any rate for the moment --- quickly renewing their purity day-in, day-out; yes, faster even than Madonna is able to by a swift rock-beat twirl around the block.



Remember?



Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time,
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine.


Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
Cause only love can last.
You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold.


But Whoa, a Possible Hitch in Sperm-Packed Paradise!

This mind-blowing snafu?

Well, it's theocratic ---nothing less, but nothing more: in plain language, whether each of the Rita-Madonna virgins will have to have her clitoris removed to make out with you for eternity . . . yes, all 72 before they can consort with the martyred guys? If so, will it be restored each time Rita or her clones twirl around the block, or will it be sliced off by a surgical-angel --- permanently. Agreed: this dilemma no less perplexing and mind-blowing than figuring out the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin --- the biggie dilemma of the Middle Ages. And truth to tell, Prof bug's as stumped as the rest of you. Hey, no claims to being a know-it-all ever made on this site, right?

Still, for the heck of it, let's assume not; yea, no surgery ever . . . the erotically energized virgins more challenging that way, wouldn't you say?

The benign upshot? It's plain to see. With pure virgins as fantasy-fulfilled lovers, all the way from numero uno through 72, no need ever --- yes, never ever ! --- to worry about performance again. Just think, lads! Each time you find yourself in the sweet soft arms of a re-purified Rita or her clones, she's entirely innocent, unable --- never ever! --- to pass judgment: you know, suggest you see a sex-counselor like the Ayatollah Khomeini (about which, more later) or stop spending so much time with no. 4 and no. 7!



What Follows?

By now, it's obvious to any true believer with two eyes and two ears. Between the guarantees of such eternal bliss and hell-on-earth, there's only one obstacle: the nefarious, endlessly diabolic Jew-cabal.

Hey, can't get it up? Having wet-dream fantasies you can't satisfy fully --- ouch! Or maybe the little woman sassy and hitting back? Or possibly aggrieved that you're not living in Levantine wealth like Saddam in his palaces or the 4000 royals in Saudi Arabia or all the gangster dictators and top-dog patrons all over the Muslim world? Here's the answer to your troubles: a renewed Holocaust, yes, Bugs, King-Kong, Mickey, and all the other demonic Jews to the ovens posthaste! A few thousand more, Ali! This time, boya, set the temperature on broil!

And then, fellas! it's on to Rita and all the rest of your dream-land fantasies!

Yes, no more obstacles and hence no more troubles. Just lush, 100% pure 37D-24-37 female-flesh endlessly in bed with you, the opulent ovals, the rich domes, and deep cleavages always young, always snow-white, always yours . . . with maybe, as a diversion now and then, your live love-dolls spread out on the sands outside the tent as desert springs trickle near by and Rudolf Valentino-music is chanted by 1112 singing angels. And yes, not to forget the bottle of wine always at hand now, no more prohibitions on it as back in the hell-on-earth that Jews created for you.

Oh me, Oh my! 37D's petal-soft mouth murmuring little endearments only for your ears, none other's, as her you-know-what swells with the pleasure you're bestowing ---moan, moan, moan, lots of those sounds plus imploring groans to boot; and into the bargain, the topper of toppers, none of the 72 ever able to compare your boudoir-skills unfavorably with others! Ah me, what ecstasy! What heavenly bliss . . . each and every martyr burstingly happy without end! Gazillions of flashing pleasures, pulsations up and down the spine all day long; too many to count, your eyes, your other senses, your you-know-what (full of Viagra) focused on all those rich contours, the thrust of the lush ripe domes of Rita and her clones, the swells and the cleavages, throats of total elasticity, and fire racing in your pelvis and up-and-down your spine as her pelvis and you-know-what twist and turn and lift and lower with ever rising rapture . . . or did prof bug promise that already?



Wait Though! Another Possible Hitch in Paradise Rears Up Suddenly!

To wit: maybe, just maybe, you know --- you're afraid that you'll grow a little tired after 40 million years of no. 53 or 69? Hey, no sweat! Not to worry! You just stick the burkas on nos. 52 and 69, drag them outside the tent --- be sure to put on your Coppertone first, don't want to burn your neck !--- and say divorce a few times, following which, lickety-split, you rod them over to the tent at the next Oasis and offer to trade them for his nos. 53 and 69.

Oh oh! who'll get the best of the bargain? Say, won't deciding that be part of the everyday fun . . . a little Las Vegas in the burning sands, female flesh the chips at risk?

"Tell you what, Omar: you add your no. 4 to your offer, and I'll throw in numbers 21 and 72 in return."

"Huh? Number 4? ---you out of your mind, Saddam? You really think I gassed 121,000 Jews back in 2006's Holocaust all by myself to be Jewed-down this way?"

"Ok, Omar, I know, I know: you're a great hero in our religious lore. None greater for centuries. Let's see then: make it no. 13 instead of 4, and you've got a bargain."

"Hmmm: It's a deal. 13's my unlucky number anyway, that red-wigged wench always nagging me to spend more time in bed with her than my usual 46 seconds of love-making. Now let's see how well your numbers 21 and 72 dance the Seven Veils"






And Now, on to the Big Enchilada Himself, the Cabal's El Supremo That, To Prof Bug's Knowledge, Up to Now, Only Leonardo da Vinci and Dan Brown Have Ever Been Able To Divine

And finally, as a further sign of his derring-do contrition, prof bug is now about to reveal how the Chief Rabbi at-the-Center of the Jewish World Conspiracy has gone ape --- if you'll pardon the Yiddish --- when he learns from Secret-Agent Sylvester Jew-Cat that the sweet Tweety-Bird Muslim-girl has been gobbled up and fully digested, and, no less important, learns almost simultaneously that the fiendish Jew-Behemoth has triumphed over his heroic martyred Dragon enemies . . . all of them, it goes without saying, happily breathing toxic flames on their lush Dragon-virgins in you-know-where.

Prof bug asks you in all sincerity: have you ever witnessed anything more sadistic and monstrous in your life than the Chief Rabbi's wild delight at one more instance of Islamic distress:

SPEAKING OF SEXUAL PERVERSIONS, WHAT ARE WE TO MAKE OF . . .

. . . the Ayatollah Khomeini's kinky pronouncements on sexual matters, such as having sex with a 9 year-old virgin and with a hot-babe sheep [the commentary taken from the same Mark Steyn online article linked to earlier that reviews Oriana Fallaci's latest work):

Signora Fallaci then moves on to the livelier examples of contemporary Islam -- for example, Ayatollah Khomeini's "Blue Book" and its helpful advice on romantic matters: "If a man marries a minor who has reached the age of nine and if during the defloration he immediately breaks the hymen, he cannot enjoy her any longer." I'll say. I know it always ruins my evening. Also: "A man who has had sexual relations with an animal, such as a sheep, may not eat its meat. He would commit sin." Indeed. A quiet cigarette afterwards as you listen to your favorites Johnny Mathis LP and then a promise to call her next week and swing by the pasture is by far the best way. It may also be a sin to roast your nine-year-old wife, but the Ayatollah's not clear on that.

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