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Tuesday, May 2, 2006

The Causes of Contemporary Islamic Conspiratorial Lunacies and Jihad-Infested Rage: 2nd in a Series of Articles



"As cited in Ibn Abbas: The apes are Jews, the people of the Sabbath; while the swine are the Christians, the infidels of the communion of Jesus."

"God told His Prophet, Muhammad, about the Jews, who learned from parts of God's book [the Torah and the Gospels] that God alone is worthy of worship. Despite this, they espouse falsehood through idol-worship, soothsaying, and sorcery. In doing so, they obey the devil. They prefer the people of falsehood to the people of the truth out of envy and hostility. This earns them condemnation and is a warning to us not to do as they did."

"They are the Jews, whom God has cursed and with whom He is so angry that He will never again be satisfied [with them]."

"Some of the people of the Sabbath were punished by being turned into apes and swine. Some of them were made to worship the devil, and not God, through consecration, sacrifice, prayer, appeals for help, and other types of worship. Some of the Jews worship the devil. Likewise, some members of this nation worship the devil, and not God."

"Activity: The student writes a composition on the danger of imitating the infidels."


"Jihad in the path of God -- which consists of battling against unbelief, oppression, injustice, and those who perpetrate it -- is the summit of Islam. This religion arose through jihad and through jihad was its banner raised high. It is one of the noblest acts, which brings one closer to God, and one of the most magnificent acts of obedience to God."

"Every time Arab peoples are afflicted with disaster, defeats, or tragedies, it is always blamed
on a Zionist, colonialist, or American imperialist conspiracy." Iraq's Al-Ittihad daily



Today's buggy commentary originally appeared as a lengthy addendum tacked on to last week's buggy article . . . entitled, many of you might recall, "The Religion of Peace Spreads More Love and Good-Will Among All Peoples."

Devoted to analyzing the historical and contemporary causes of the rage, psycho-ward lunacies, and crackling conspiratorial paranoia and scapegoating that prevail in much of Islam these days, that addendum --- which started out only three or four pages long in Word, all single-spaced paragraphs --- was then extended off-and-on over the next week by prof bug; yes, several times. The outcome? Well, by the end, that modest addendum had swollen four-fold; and so --- what with the length of the resulting article, near to kabooming the limits of his pc's advanced AMD processor and thrusting the whole thing toward, fragments and all, into interstellar space --- prof bug has decided to hack off the addendum and publish it as a separate buggy article.

A Wise Move, Right?

Obviously. Goes without saying. Because look . . . no longer any need for eye-strained buggy visitors to have to be high on some amphetamines to make it through all the way to the end of the original article in a whole night's loss of sleep.

In the process, we now have a new two-article series on the raw bughouse rage, padded-cell paranoid-fantasies, and freaked-out jihadist urges for revenge against Islam's turnip-ghost enemies . . . its sinister foes, full of malice and destructive intent, almost too numerous to list these days, with the Library-of-Congress sized catalogue of menacing villains and insidious Islam-threatening forces at work in this crackpot, widely shared pathological syndrome covering all infidels here, there, and everywhere: in effect, a good 80% of the world's population. With, needless to add, the chief bogeymen-culprits who are cleverly manipulating everyone else for their ape-like advantage --- and especially at the expense of the 1.3 billion Muslims in 56 countries, held backward in economics, technology, science, military power, prestige, and influence as a direct result --- the world's Jew-Monsters, of 1% of the globe's 6.2 billion people . . . or, if you want, 15 million in all.

My, other than Hitler and the Nazis, who would have thought Jews were so clever to dominate everyone else?

No Wonder Sweden's Muslim Population Is in a Tizzy, Out for Jewish Ape-and-Pig Blood . . . Jihadist Style

As Mark Steyn noted the other day:

Over in Sweden, they've been investigating the Grand Mosque of Stockholm. Apparently, it's the one-stop shop for all your jihad needs: you can buy audio cassettes at the mosque encouraging you to become a martyr and sally forth to kill "the brothers of pigs and apes" -- i.e. Jews. So somebody filed a racial-incitement complaint and the coppers started looking into it, and then Sweden's chancellor of justice, Goran Lambertz, stepped in. And Mr. Lambertz decided to close down the investigation on the grounds that, even though the porcine-sibling stuff is "highly degrading," this kind of chit-chat "should be judged differently -- and therefore be regarded as permissible -- because they were used by one side in an ongoing and far-reaching conflict where calls to arms and insults are part of the everyday climate in the rhetoric that surrounds this conflict."

In other words, if you threaten to kill people often enough, it will be seen as part of your vibrant cultural tradition -- and, by definition, we're all cool with that. Celebrate diversity, etc. Our tolerant multicultural society is so tolerant and multicultural we'll tolerate your intolerant uniculturalism. Your antipathy to diversity is just another form of diversity for us to celebrate.

Is such open jihad-enthusiasm and hatred of Jews and other infidels widespread in Islam or an aberration these days? Or are the Swedish Muslims --- like the Taliban, al Qaeda and its hundreds of affiliates or imitators world-wide, Wahhabis, Iranian mullahs, the Muslim Brotherhood, Pakistani Diobandis and other raving fundamentalists there (specializing in bombing Christian churches), and a variety no doubt of other Salafi fundamentalists movements, not to forget Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad and a host of Islamo-Fascist regimes in Syria and Iran and genocidal Sudan and formerly in Iraq --- not that exceptional? And why or why not? Why, 8 months after the two terrorist attacks on the London subway station, are 25% of British Muslims --- the total Islamic minority there about 2 million --- found in a recent opinion survey to sympathize with the terrorists; and how many others share this sympathy, but are reluctant to say so to a pollster?

(For answers, see the previous four buggy prof articles.)

Muslim Breakthroughs in Evolutionary Theory

In this pathological screw-loose syndrome apparently rife in almost all the Muslim world --- including not just the immigrant Muslim community in Sweden, but undoubtedly Muslim communities all over the EU --- all these hoofed and hirsute Jew-Monsters out to destroy Islam turn out to be descended directly from apes and pigs . . . according to the vehement spokesmen of the Religion of Peace, without much, if any, noticeable criticism from the less lunatic sectors of Islam. Well, come to think of it, outside psycho-ward lunacies, even Muslims are presumably descended from ape-like ancestors --- not that we expect any of them to read about evolutionary theory, the teaching of which, presumably, will get your hand hacked off in several civic-minded Islamic countries these days.

No, far from it.

Instead, in these carefully worked-out ancestral matters by astute, remarkably erudite imams, sheiks, ayatollahs, and scholars, Jews alone descend from apes, plus of course some nifty piglet DNA at some point in their evolutionary development.


A Bugged-Out Exclusive: Top-Secret Members of the Nefarious Jewish-Cabal Divulged For the First Time Anywhere!

Any exceptions in these screw-loose Islamic lunacies?

Well, possibly a bakers' dozen of beastly outliers, but no more than that in this carefully tested, Islamic rogue's gallery of Jew-Monster ancestors: you know, starting with Mickey Mouse (The Little Rat!, as Edward G. Robinson put it . . . Edward another ape-pig descendent). Then too there's Bugs Bunny ---alias, Bugsy Siegel, the arrogant wisecracking rodent always mocking Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam with his snide Yiddish puns; and Donald Duck --- the world's biggest Jew- Quack --- and Daffy Duck who contends Donald's claim; and Goofy-the-Horse (equine pure and simple); and Mr. Magoo, a Top-Drawer Jew with Grizzly grandparents . . . plus Tom-the-Cat and Jerry-the-littlest-rat as well as Ricky Road-Runner (sui generis, a brainy, fleet-footed rodent-rat-duck mixture whose great grandparents were rabbis in Jew-loving Tsarist Russia in the last century).

Oh, not to forget --- as the last buggy article proved with rigorous statistics (as rigorous anyway as Professor Robert Pape's in Dying to Win) --- tiny Babe, the Australian pig sheep-herder who, as cognoscenti quickly caught on when they saw the film and heard Babe speaking in an Australian accent, filled her oinks with clever Yiddish puns and secret gestures known only to life-long scholars of the Kaballah like Madonna and Sharon Stone.

And Now the Prof-Bug First!

Here, at great risk to his life, the buggy prof --- worried about all the monopolistic power wielded by such fervent Jewish Neo-Cons as George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Power, Condoleeza Rice, and Donald Rumsfeld --- displays for the first time on the World Wide Web some top-secret photos of undercover CIA-Delta Force-Mossad agents that all good peace-minded lovers in Islam and elsewhere should be on the look-out for and kill on sight:

Enter the Jewish 007 Himself

No rogue's gallery of Jew-Demons would be complete, would it? without the CIA-Mossad's top agent-provocateur --- Daffy Duck, so vicious and so heartless that you now see him stomping to death the harmless pet of a Muslim family. Notice the cruel bestial smile of satisfaction on Agent Daffy's half-pig, half-duck face, while the poor little Islamic pet --- probably a Jack Rabbit who tried to get an acting job at Walt Disney's Studio, only to be rejected because he wasn't 100% of pure Jew-blood --- is so plastered into the hard floor that it's hard to imagine how he would even be able to frolic with 72 virgin rabbits in Heaven.

Wait Though, Be Forewarned! Full of Gory-Splotched Horror and Chilling Nightmarish Fiendishness, the Following Photos, Should Not Be Watched by Anyone Under 18 Years of Age or High on Pot:

Cross your hearts now and hope to die if you betray a background secret of how the Cabal operates that prof bug will now daringly divulge.

Contrary to what you might think, the most carefully trained underground Shyster-Agents agents like Mickey, Daffy, and Yosemite Sam --- the latter a public alias, his real name known only to the top-echelon of the Cabal is JewSemite Josephus --- aren't used for the catastrophic heavy-weight attacks on brave Islamic defenders world-wide like bin Laden and other pious cave-dwellers . . . their cunning intelligence far too valuable, if you think about it, to be risked in head-on attacks of the raving jihadists. Instead, for large-scale massacre-attacks on innocent Muslims, the Cabal calls on its 350 foot, 20-ton Jew-Ape, King-the-Kong Monster.

Here, in the following photo, you get an idea of why the Islamic Thinkers Society of New York are justifiably enraged that they can't get some good sex at night with their feminist wives, what with this Jew-Monster climbing to the top of the Empire State building every night to spy into each and every Muslim boudoir in New York.

Think About It. No Exaggeration Whatever Intended Here

How could the tired overwrought Thinkers --- frustrated sexually --- work off their frustrations by some jocular whipping of the uppity little woman, knowing, with crackles of totally justified resentment, that those monster Jew-eyes are peering right through their bedroom windows?

Suppose, in spite of this Jew-Ape surveillance, a Thinker is unable to control himself, grabs a rod or stick, and begins striking his shrieking wife in ways, of course, fully condoned by certain legal traditions in Islam. What then? What then is inevitable. A click on his cell phone by the Ape Jew-Fiend hanging down from the Empire State Building, and voila, only seconds later, slews of Jew Gestapo-types riding a cruise missile will abruptly burst right through the Thinker's bedroom window, seize the blessed raised rod or whip, and --- with a warning that such things aren't allowed in the US --- slap around the steamed-up husband, no doubt much to the delight of the feminist-influence wife?

I mean, which Islamic Thinker and jihadists world-wide wouldn't blaze with resentment at such overbearing unjust treatment by the descendants of apes and pigs in Gestapo-governed America? No wonder there are calls for the imposition of the Sharia among Muslim immigrants in Europe and --- so far at least --- to a limited extent in a handful of Islamist circles here? If you can't get in some good sex without Jew-Ape eyes spying on you, or even take out your frustrations by Sharia-endorsed traditions of a little wife-beating --- thus allowing her, in the absence of discipline, to become a feminist and talk back to you sassy-like --- what's the point of life?

Sidebar Clarification:

Wife-beating A Necessity for Family Solidarity, Says Egypt's Mufti. Muslim Women Even Understand How It
Helps Underscore Masculinity.

A Mufti is an important legal scholar in Islam, frequently --- as in Saudi Arabia and Iran, ruled by the Sharia --- a government-appointed spiritual leader, and always consulted, as in Egypt, whether secular laws are in accord with Islam or not. In a TV interview recently, The Mufti of Egypt, a Sheik Dr. Ali Gum'a, stressed how important it is in Islam that wife-beating is.

"Ali Gum'a: Wife-beating is associated with the cultural status of women in the different societies. Women in some cultures are not averse to beatings. They consider it as an expression of masculinity, and as a kind of control, which she herself desires. In other societies, it is the exact opposite. We must follow reason. When we are dealing with certain societies...

I got a question from Canada. The man said: "Here, it is a crime to beat a wife, even with a toothbrush. Is this prohibition acceptable in Islam? Yes. Islam accepts that the beating of Canadian wives, in this culture and ambience... From childhood they are taught that beating women is a type of barbarism, savagery, and so on. There is nothing wrong with taking this into consideration, and adapting to society, because Islam did not command us to be aggressive towards women....

But when Allah permitted wife-beating, He permitted it to the other side of culture, which considers it as one of the means to preserve the family, and as one of the means to preserve stability."

If America no longer allows Muslim men their tradition-sanction right to male-entitlement, then --- it goes without saying --- America is in the grips of Satanic Jew-Demons, the only sound retaliation for which is to plump heavily for a new Holocaust. When that happens, no longer --- to the spectators' amusement --- will the Chief Rabbi at the heart of the Jewish World Conspiracy, whose identity will be revealed here in a moment or two (!), be able to mock the Thinkers and end his weekly sermon with a derisory poke at the Thinkers' sexual distress: "Eh, what's up Doc?", followed by this intolerable truculent mockery:

"Ha Ha! Not your cockadoodling you-know-what, Doc!"


pious Muslims to go about their business peacefully each day --- what with this Colossal, Cold-Killing King-Kong Jew-Monster loose and able to bound across entire oceans in just seconds; yes, a hop-skip-and-a-jump and he can be in Riyadh one second and then back again in New York faster than you can say Jack Robinson --- prof bug feels obligated, if only out of guilt, nothing else, to show a luridly grotesque photo that reveals the 300-foot Jew-Monster fighting off several brave Islamic Dragons who have dived into the North Sea boldly, no thought for their own safety, in order to rescue a stunning blonde Danish convert to Islam. Kidnapped by the Jew Ape-Behemoth, you see, she was about to be diddled by the Monstrous Demon when the courageous Islamic Dragons --- unable even to swim --- plunged into the North Sea in a desperate rescue-operation.

Notice how, in the photo, the fearlessly ballsy fire-breathing Dragons aren't in the least intimidated by the vicious Jew-Primate, 100 times their size, even though we know in advance --- like the several thousand Jews in the World Trade Center on 9/10 2001 --- that the Jews can't be killed off simply by jihadist Islamic Dragons, Terrorists, or Suicide Flyers no matter how brave and unafraid of death they are.

Ye Gawds! Is There No End to Jewish Perfidy and Implacable Terror?

Think about it! It's enough to keep the Thinkers and their brethren in a constant chill of near-panic, no? I mean, how could any Muslim country anywhere in the world ever nurture advanced science, cutting-edge technologies, and ever-rising economic productivity as long as 1/4 of 1% of the world's peoples --- Jewish Apes-and-Pigs, plus some daffy ducks and others --- are at loose, screwing up things and blocking the systematic application of their wondrous secular talents?

So Kill the Jews! and voila, overnight all this rankling backwardness will change abruptly, and each and every Islamic society world-wide will be suddenly rich, scientifically creative, and on the outer edge of the technological frontier, living peacefully and happily under a restored Caliphate even as, in Europe, North America, Australia, and here, there, and everywhere, the hapless infidels --- no longer led by brainy if demonic and endlessly manipulative Jews --- will then convert by the millions each day to Islam. Oh, what a joyous ideal to strive for! Oh, what glory and endless bliss will follow . . . all the world's ever-expanding population living side-by-side with the Islamic Thinkers and their jihadist colleagues world-wide . . . Sunni mainstreamers lovingly embracing Shiite ayatollahs, both showing ever-lasting affection for their Alawite and Sufi brethren, with Islam endlessly on the upsurge, the globe at peace, Persians joking with Arabs, Arabs with their black slaves, Turks with Armenians and Armenians with Arabs, while Chechens down near-vodka with Russians, Jerusalem is liberated, and Chinese cuisine no longer uses pork.


Which brings us to the summit of ecstatic bughouse ideals these days: yes, the very end of the rainbow itself: the Jews destroyed --- no Hitlerian holes in the Holocaust this time! --- and not just peace and love and Islam Ueber Alles in der Welt, but the rapturous fantasy of all the world's Islamic males come true. "Mother!", as a French Muslim youth ran into his apartment not long ago, full of excitement, his hands still bloodied after slitting a Jewish disc-jockey's throat --- though not before, in the Religion-of-Peace ways, he gouged out the victim's eye:

"I've just
killed my Jew, I'm going to Paradise!"

Oh, what bliss awaits the pious jihadi-serving knife-wielder! What a glorious way to win entry into happy happy-land! With a privileged entry all the more guaranteed for the beheading devotee because the Jewish disc-jockey had lived peacefully as a neighbor next door to the killer for years . . . the cunning Jew-bastard, no doubt a paid agent of the CIA-Delta-Mossad-Lonney Tunes combine!

And yes, for all you jihadi guys --- and not just Adel-the-Slasher back in November 2003 --- imminent bliss looms ahead no less. It's guaranteed! All you need to do, apparently, to judge by these savage lunacies afoot in lots of Islamic quarters these days, is help Kaboom or Gas the Jew-Demons into oblivion or maybe just celebrate some Mushroom-Cloud beheadings . . . possibly, as an alternative, go ape and burn some churches the next time time a cartoonist in a tiny non-Muslim country publishes something you detest. Who knows? The alternatives are numerous, no? Hey, whoever said entry into Paradise was easy to come by? Still, for those who follow one of these courses, it's a certainty: in your future awaits, just over the horizon, hard, high-energy ecstasy in the arms of 72 sex-starved virgins, each and every one looking like Rita Hayworth as she did her kinetically charged dervish dance of the Seven Veils in Salome back in 1953, only pure as Alpine snow:

Pretty Steamy, No? . . .

Rita, as it were, spilling out all over with virgin beauty, a sizzling fantasy incarnate. And so imagine yourself each night, jihadi-guys --- and, of course, at all hours during the day, what with 72 aroused women to satisfy every 24 hours --- in the arms of a piously converted Rita and her 71 cloned look-alikes (only with different wigs and peek-a-boo lingerie; yea, whole palace-fuls) and breathlessly removing those veils one at a time until the 7th is reached and taken off with your trembling fingers! . . . steady, steady as it goes! --- and oh my, what awaits you then! Oh, sheer ecstasy; non-stop! Non-Stop, fellas! With, needless to say, each and every one of these 72 Ritas and her sexually exciting clones--- once satisfied, at any rate for the moment --- quickly renewing their purity day-in, day-out; yes, faster even than Madonna is able to by a swift rock-beat twirl around the block.


Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time,
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine.

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
Cause only love can last.
You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold.

But Whoa, a Possible Hitch in Sperm-Packed Paradise!

This mind-blowing snafu?

Well, it's theocratic ---nothing less, but nothing more: in plain language, whether each of the Rita-Madonna virgins will have to have her clitoris removed to make out with you for eternity . . . yes, all 72 before they can consort with the martyred guys? If so, will it be restored each time Rita or her clones twirl around the block, or will it be sliced off by a surgical-angel --- permanently. Agreed: this dilemma no less perplexing and mind-blowing than figuring out the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin --- the biggie dilemma of the Middle Ages. And truth to tell, Prof bug's as stumped as the rest of you. Hey, no claims to being a know-it-all ever made on this site, right?

Still, for the heck of it, let's assume not; yea, no surgery ever . . . the erotically energized virgins more challenging that way, wouldn't you say?

The benign upshot? It's plain to see. With pure virgins as fantasy-fulfilled lovers, all the way from numero uno through 72, no need ever --- yes, never ever ! --- to worry about performance again. Just think, lads! Each time you find yourself in the sweet soft arms of a re-purified Rita or her clones, she's entirely innocent, unable --- never ever! --- to pass judgment: you know, suggest you see a sex-counselor like the Ayatollah Khomeini (about which, more later) or stop spending so much time with no. 4 and no. 7!

What Follows?

By now, it's obvious to any true believer with two eyes and two ears. Between the guarantees of such eternal bliss and hell-on-earth, there's only one obstacle: the nefarious, endlessly diabolic Jew-cabal.

Hey, can't get it up? Having wet-dream fantasies you can't satisfy fully --- ouch! Or maybe the little woman sassy and hitting back? Or possibly aggrieved that you're not living in Levantine wealth like Saddam in his palaces or the 4000 royals in Saudi Arabia or all the gangster dictators and top-dog patrons all over the Muslim world? Here's the answer to your troubles: a renewed Holocaust, yes, Bugs, King-Kong, Mickey, and all the other demonic Jews to the ovens posthaste! A few thousand more, Ali! This time, boya, set the temperature on broil!

And then, fellas! it's on to Rita and all the rest of your dream-land fantasies!

Yes, no more obstacles and hence no more troubles. Just lush, 100% pure 37D-24-37 female-flesh endlessly in bed with you, the opulent ovals, the rich domes, and deep cleavages always young, always snow-white, always yours . . . with maybe, as a diversion now and then, your live love-dolls spread out on the sands outside the tent as desert springs trickle near by and Rudolf Valentino-music is chanted by 1112 singing angels. And yes, not to forget the bottle of wine always at hand now, no more prohibitions on it as back in the hell-on-earth that Jews created for you.

Oh me, Oh my! 37D's petal-soft mouth murmuring little endearments only for your ears, none other's, as her you-know-what swells with the pleasure you're bestowing ---moan, moan, moan, lots of those sounds plus imploring groans to boot; and into the bargain, the topper of toppers, none of the 72 ever able to compare your boudoir-skills unfavorably with others! Ah me, what ecstasy! What heavenly bliss . . . each and every martyr burstingly happy without end! Gazillions of flashing pleasures, pulsations up and down the spine all day long; too many to count, your eyes, your other senses, your you-know-what (full of Viagra) focused on all those rich contours, the thrust of the lush ripe domes of Rita and her clones, the swells and the cleavages, throats of total elasticity, and fire racing in your pelvis and up-and-down your spine as her pelvis and you-know-what twist and turn and lift and lower with ever rising rapture . . . or did prof bug promise that already?

Wait Though! Another Possible Hitch in Paradise Rears Up Suddenly!

To wit: maybe, just maybe, you know --- you're afraid that you'll grow a little tired after 40 million years of no. 53 or 69? Hey, no sweat! Not to worry! You just stick the burkas on nos. 52 and 69, drag them outside the tent --- be sure to put on your Coppertone first, don't want to burn your neck !--- and say divorce a few times, following which, lickety-split, you rod them over to the tent at the next Oasis and offer to trade them for his nos. 53 and 69.

Oh oh! who'll get the best of the bargain? Say, won't deciding that be part of the everyday fun . . . a little Las Vegas in the burning sands, female flesh the chips at risk?

"Tell you what, Omar: you add your no. 4 to your offer, and I'll throw in numbers 21 and 72 in return."

"Huh? Number 4? ---you out of your mind, Saddam? You really think I gassed 121,000 Jews back in 2006's Holocaust all by myself to be Jewed-down this way?"

"Ok, Omar, I know, I know: you're a great hero in our religious lore. None greater for centuries. Let's see then: make it no. 13 instead of 4, and you've got a bargain."

"Hmmm: It's a deal. 13's my unlucky number anyway, that red-wigged wench always nagging me to spend more time in bed with her than my usual 46 seconds of love-making. Now let's see how well your numbers 21 and 72 dance the Seven Veils"

And Now, on to the Big Enchilada Himself, the Cabal's El Supremo That, To Prof Bug's Knowledge, Up to Now, Only Leonardo da Vinci and Dan Brown Have Ever Been Able To Divine

And finally, as a further sign of his derring-do contrition, prof bug is now about to reveal how the Chief Rabbi at-the-Center of the Jewish World Conspiracy has gone ape --- if you'll pardon the Yiddish --- when he learns from Secret-Agent Sylvester Jew-Cat that the sweet Tweety-Bird Muslim-girl has been gobbled up and fully digested, and, no less important, learns almost simultaneously that the fiendish Jew-Behemoth has triumphed over his heroic martyred Dragon enemies . . . all of them, it goes without saying, happily breathing toxic flames on their lush Dragon-virgins in you-know-where.

Prof bug asks you in all sincerity: have you ever witnessed anything more sadistic and monstrous in your life than the Chief Rabbi's wild delight at one more instance of Islamic distress:


. . . the Ayatollah Khomeini's kinky pronouncements on sexual matters, such as having sex with a 9 year-old virgin and with a hot-babe sheep [the commentary taken from the same Mark Steyn online article linked to earlier that reviews Oriana Fallaci's latest work):

Signora Fallaci then moves on to the livelier examples of contemporary Islam -- for example, Ayatollah Khomeini's "Blue Book" and its helpful advice on romantic matters: "If a man marries a minor who has reached the age of nine and if during the defloration he immediately breaks the hymen, he cannot enjoy her any longer." I'll say. I know it always ruins my evening. Also: "A man who has had sexual relations with an animal, such as a sheep, may not eat its meat. He would commit sin." Indeed. A quiet cigarette afterwards as you listen to your favorites Johnny Mathis LP and then a promise to call her next week and swing by the pasture is by far the best way. It may also be a sin to roast your nine-year-old wife, but the Ayatollah's not clear on that.

Kinky as this is, it has nothing on Fallaci's next circle of cultural diversity -- the weirdly masochistic pleasure European leaders get out of talking themselves down and talking Islam up. Beginning with the German foreign minister Hans-Dietrich Genscher at the 1983 Hamburg Symposium for the Euro-Arab Dialogue, Signora Fallaci rounds up a quarter-century's worth of westerners who've insisted that everything you know was invented by Islam: paper, medicine, sherbet, artichokes, on and on and on . . .

"Always clever, the Muslims. Always at the top. Always ingenious. In philosophy, in mathematics, in gastronomy, in literature, in architecture, in medicine, in music, in law, in hydraulics, in cooking. And always stupid, we westerners. Always inadequate, always inferior. Therefore obliged to thank some son of Allah who preceded us. Who enlightened us. Who acted as a schoolteacher guiding dim-witted pupils."

This, it seems to me, is the most valuable contribution of Oriana Fallaci's work. I enjoy the don't-eat-your-sexual-partner stuff as much as the next infidel, but the challenge presented by Islam is not that the cities of the Western world will be filling up with sheep-shaggers. If I had to choose, I'd rather Mohammed Atta was downriver in Egypt hitting on the livestock than flying through the windows of Manhattan skyscrapers. But he's not. And one reason why westernized Muslims seem so confident is that Europeans like Herr Genscher, in positing a choice between a generalized "Islam" and "the West,"

have inadvertently promoted a globalized pan-Islamism that's become a self-fulfilling prophecy. After all, Germany has Turks, France has Algerians, Britain has Pakistanis, the Netherlands has Indonesians. Even though they're all Muslims, the differences between them have been very significant: Sunni vs. Shia, Arab Islam vs. the more moderate form prevailing in Southeast Asia.



Ok, in fairness, maybe sex-therapy wasn't the strong card of the first totalitarian dictator of Clerical-Fascist Iran. Here, fortunately, we find the Ayatollah on more familiar turf, spreading the same love-thy-neighbor and message of peace-on-earth that the Islamic Thinkers Society of New York and several million other Muslims world-wide apparently embrace . . . jihadist warfare and terror against infidels everywhere:

"Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled or incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of other countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world.. .. But those who study Islamic Holy \War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world. . . . Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those who say this are witless.

"Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them [the non-Muslims], put them to the sword and scatter [their armies]. Does this mean sitting back until [non-Muslims] overcome us? Islam says: Kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender [to the enemy]?

"Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for the Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Qur'anic] psalms and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight.

"Does all this mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim."

No need to say more, except to note that this and the previous buggy article add up to a coherent whole --- an unbroken thread of sustained argument, despite the abrupt if purposeful shift in tone.

No, wait! One or two more words pop to mind: prof bug, and apparently a fairly large number of people, are eager to see the new paperback edition of Robert Pape's Dying to Win . . . chock-a-block with make-believe data-sets galore, a blatant misuse of statistical analysis, and a wiring diagram that, he assures us, is a rigorous causal theory of suicide terrorism, not to mention that --- with proper data-sets, it turns out, that Islamic terrorist groups have a near-total monopoly of suicide-terrorism since 1980: exactly 94.4%. Not that you would remotely glean even a molecular-size inkling of this from Pape's 335 pages of fantasy-crammed argument.

Why are we eager? Well, simply this: we're Dying to See if Professor Pape --- next to Professor Bernard de
Stapler, the world's greatest expert on the non-occurrence of suicide-terrorist attacks --- deals with the Ayatollah's views of jihad, not to mention those of hundreds of thousands of crackpot imams, sheiks, other ayatollahs, journalists, and so-called scholars in the Muslim world. (For the 12 article buggy series on Pape's Wonderland book, click on the contents sideboard on the home page and then on the war on terrorism. Start with this one if you like.)

The next article in this mini-series on Islamic lunacies and paranoid-infested conspiratorial projections --- the 3rd installment --- brings this series to an end.